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The Dumbass Club

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We are dumbasses, and we have created a page, for other dumbasses like yourself who want to all dumbass together.... SO JOIN US!!!!
P.S. If anybody could make a banner that'd be peachy. We would like a banner to replace the one we have up there. the one we have up there is only temporary.


Feel free to write whatever you want on the page.... it needs to be weirder and dumber than it already is.


Add your name to the list and be counted among the dumbasses!
1. [Tails Of the Revolution] NUMBER ONE MUAHAHAHAHA
2. [Kt_says] ya, everyday is Dumbass day
for me....especially today! ^_^
4.[Shade Wolf] Why not Join you dumbasses?
3.[carrot_queen] CHEESE! >_< for gods SAKE PEOPLE! EAT THE DAMN CHEESE
4. [fightingxtofu] because i AM as dumb as i look
urm... 6?? [Same old same old!] Mr dumbass Lol! (i love that film :p)
7. [Penfalathion] is not in right now, please leave a message after the beep. -beeeeep-
8. [Avoral] - I idolize the cast of Three South.
9. [Rizzie and Bump] - Dum Bass? What's a Dum Bass? Oooooh! You mean Dumb ass...
5. [Furr] - Because math is so difficult. I think. And I think my ass are rather smart, really... :P
28.[Milk and cookies] i am only here for the drinks
666. [Psychotic Insanity]
ummmmm 8437658726point28364. [Cosine] cuz I have something better to do but dont want to do it :P
-345. [Kurus_Dreaon]
9,876,454. [patient love.]...huh?
???? [PsychoticBliss] i dont know what number i am DUMBASSES
[DoneWithET] fuck the numbers.... i dont know wich one i am....
one billion [*_* Smiley on Ecstasy] hahaha! no one has actually written out the number yet *looks proud* I'm dumber than all of you combined! *sticks out tongue* heheheheheheheheehhehehehehe! "Shut up" "okay"
[TAKE YOUR PILLS.©] what number am I...I'm too dumb to know...*sighs*
[VorpalBlade910] I once put Mortar mix in my cat's catbox...
[psycho veggie] Have we given up on the numbers?
[OhMarcie] haha i'm a dumbass! yah
[alu] im such an Dumbass
[sacredfault]...very very stupid
[Leelo]- yup yup I is very dumb...yup yup ask [Kt_says], if ya don't believe me... lol
1.[fluke] XD
256,589 [ill be your number 1 with a bullet] ??????
^_^. [Avoral] - Wait, I'm already on here?
118...[†Drusilla†] huh? what? where? when? how? why?...........what am I talking about??? O_O
[hjgfjk]
i dont know wut number this is# [CANDY*SHOP] ...everyone left but i still hear voices
[One Song Glory] i'm a dumbass and i'm proud of it!!
[Kyo-kun] yep i'm a dumbass

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2004-08-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeah, I think so....

2004-08-18 [Kt_says]: especially me, because i'm not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed.

2004-08-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ehh, me neither. No worries

2004-08-18 [Kt_says]: haha, i'd say ur about as smart as me, and your younger too. haha, well go you!

2004-08-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: thankies

2004-08-18 [Kt_says]: velcome.

2004-08-18 [Cosine]: Your not the sharpest tool in the shed? I though you were a person. heh you really do learn something new everyday!

2004-08-18 [Tails Of the Revolution]: niiiiice.

2004-08-19 [Kt_says]: and obviously he's not the smartest tool in the shed either! go cian!

2004-08-19 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yay for dumbness!^_^

2004-08-19 [Kt_says]: yep, thats probably why this establishment was started...for people like us to come and gather.

2004-08-19 [Tails Of the Revolution]: well YEAH! Hey, what kinda stuff do you think would have a cool shadow?

2004-08-19 [Kt_says]: i dunno, people shadows are kinda fun...but maybe a wind chime? (...random)

2004-08-19 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmm... it needs to be pretty small...

2004-08-19 [Kt_says]: *looks around the room* a stencil?

2004-08-19 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oooooh that would be realllly cool.

2004-08-19 [Kt_says]: haha, your welcome. why are you asking?

2004-08-19 [Tails Of the Revolution]: photography project. Gotta find stuff that makes good shadows.

2004-08-19 [Kt_says]: oh, photo's fun. i took that my frosh year. the teacher was really mean the first month because he felt he had to many students, so people started dropping out of his class. but after the first month he went back to being hillarious because his classes were smaller.

2004-08-19 [Kurus_Dreaon]: lol...thats interesting

2004-08-19 [Kt_says]: he's a smart man. i dont think i would have thought of that.

2004-08-19 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ROFL

2004-08-19 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that's a good idea

2004-08-19 [Kt_says]: so i'll have to remember that if i become a teacher

2004-08-19 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oh, definitely.

2004-08-19 [Kurus_Dreaon]: yup yup

2004-08-20 [Cosine]: ~Shudders~ A teacher? What type? there are the cool funy ones and the ~Shudders some more~ other type

2004-08-20 [Kt_says]: well, i'm not planning on being a teacher, but if i DO become one i'd definately be the cool funny type that bashes on those other kinds.

2004-08-20 [Cosine]: YAY I can still talk to you ^_^

2004-08-20 [Kt_says]: oh good! i was so worried!! *wipes off sweat from forehead*

2004-08-20 [Cosine]: o.O Someone woried that they wouldn't be able to talk to me? interesting

2004-08-20 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Cian is love-ed.

2004-08-20 [Kt_says]: oh yes, i even lost a night of sleep over it.

2004-08-20 [Tails Of the Revolution]: wow.

2004-08-22 [Kt_says]: yes. *dances*

2004-08-23 [Tails Of the Revolution]: why is this Dance-worthy?

2004-08-23 [Kt_says]: it's not. it just felt like the right thing to do, i guess. *shrugs*

2004-08-24 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ehh, dancing is good

2004-08-24 [Kt_says]: yes, and amusing as well. so how are you doing this evening?

2004-08-24 [Tails Of the Revolution]: pretty spiff... mad at the male population, but not terrible,

2004-08-24 [Kt_says]: now what did they do now?

2004-08-24 [Tails Of the Revolution]: not all of em... just one. My best friend. Is being an ass. Cuz he has a new girlfriend and now is the Hell Week in which he must treat everyone besides her like scum or invisible men.

2004-08-24 [Kt_says]: wow, another type of Hell week. go figure. don't you just love how junior high comes back in your face...in high school?!?

2004-08-24 [Tails Of the Revolution]: It's pathetic, isn't it?

2004-08-24 [Kt_says]: yes, you'd think people grow out of that phase. but they don't. gotta love it.

2004-08-24 [Tails Of the Revolution]: mm.... no you don't. I have decided guys are moodier than girs. Screw the stereotype, tis the truth.

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: i know, i've thought guys have some sort of PMS thing going on for a few years now.

2004-08-25 [Tails Of the Revolution]: must be... Or maybe they're just assholes... dunno.

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: well, only assholes around that time of the month. and they're all on different cycles so pretty much, you're dealing with a PMS-er every day.

2004-08-25 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yp. it's sad.

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: hey! we should make a Male Midol product and become billionaires.

2004-08-25 [Tails Of the Revolution]: heh. That's a good idea, actually...

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: i'm full of good ideas. me and my friend came up with an idea for a Caffetine patch for people addicted to caffeine. (a spin off of nicotene)

2004-08-25 [Tails Of the Revolution]: dude. That's awesome.

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: yep. now all i need is a few scientists that'll work in sweatshop conditions and a few patents.

2004-08-25 [Tails Of the Revolution]: but where to find those...

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: probably right next to that lawyer i need as well. maybe anatartica?

2004-08-25 [Tails Of the Revolution]: that's got potential...

2004-08-25 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ROFLMAO Male Midol...that would be interesting to say the least...i say go for it...what cna it hurt

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: well, if we don't do it right, it might kill the male population... but at this point im sure Riva doesnt mind.

2004-08-25 [Kurus_Dreaon]: hmmm...yah its ok..kill em all....hold the phone *looks in pants* IM PART OF THE MALE POPULATION!!!! *cough* um in liht of certain things i here by say it no longer needed that you attempt to kill, uh i mean help the male ppl

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: oh, kurus, this hurts. i was gonna ask you to test it first, because you are such a fine specimen of the male species. but, *sigh* apparently you don't want this to happen. i guess you won't become famous from us. *sigh* bummer.

2004-08-25 [Kurus_Dreaon]: but i....mean....i....well uh...i dont wn=anna die...but to be famous....hmm...what the hell..ya only live once...and death cant be all that bad....give it to me

2004-08-25 [Kt_says]: allright!!! *hasnt made it yet, but gives him some female midol pills from her purse instead* these should work!

2004-08-25 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *snickers*

2004-08-26 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *takes pills and looks at em* you shure.....hell like i said....ya only live once *swallows pills*

2004-08-26 [Kt_says]: *smiles innocently and pulls out a notebook to take notes on what happens* hey riva! looks like we can use humans instead of rats for testing.

2004-08-26 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Amazing, ain't it?

2004-08-27 [Kurus_Dreaon]: as long as it aint bad...ok what should i be feeling now??

2004-08-27 [Cosine]: O.o Should I be worried. I am in fact more worried that I dont know wether I should be worried or not...... now I'm confused ~Sits down~

2004-08-27 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Ise confused too... so we do this *smiles and nods

2004-08-28 [Kurus_Dreaon]: hmm...im worried that those werent male mido; pills..Kt....what were those please tell me???

2004-08-29 [Kt_says]: Kurus, they were Midol. no need to worry. *notes the clueless and confusion of Kurus in her notebook*

2004-08-29 [Cosine]: ~Smiles and nods~ Ya thats easy!

2004-08-29 [Kt_says]: Hey! would you like to try some too, cian?

2004-08-30 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *blinks* hmmm....i need to not take things just handed me ever again

2004-08-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: yeeeeeah...

2004-08-30 [Kt_says]: welpz, everybody learns in different ways. unfortunately, you learn the hard way.

2004-08-30 [Kurus_Dreaon]: i guess so...that what i get for being dumb *cries*

2004-08-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: well then, I supposed you are another one of those who truly belong at the DumbAss club, eh?

2004-08-30 [Kt_says]: eh is right, riva. Also, Kurus...don't be too suprised if you sprout a uterus or boobs in the next week. but don't be alarmed, if that happens, i've got some reversal crud for you to take.

2004-08-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *twitch twitch*

2004-08-30 [Kurus_Dreaon]: hmm....i think that could be a mager detriment to my already disfigured self

2004-08-30 [Kt_says]: well, it might not happen. and besides...if it does...the reversal effect will turn you into a body with the shape of my governer.

2004-08-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Arnold Schwarzenneger?

2004-08-30 [Kt_says]: si senor! oh, but theres one pill in the bottle that'll turn you into barney. but thats only a 6% chance of that happening.

2004-08-30 [Tails Of the Revolution]: Either way, that's kinda scary...

2004-08-30 [Kurus_Dreaon]: yes it is....very

2004-08-30 [Kt_says]: hey, i'm not the one who made it. and besides, side effects are side effects.

2004-08-30 [Cosine]: Ah sure why not Kt. After all my parents always told me never to make that thing out of the carpet again.........Ahem I mean never to eat candy thats given by your aunt bill..................no wait I got it now........ Never catch a pinapple with your ass! And I never have

2004-08-30 [Cosine]: I'm all alone

2004-08-30 [Cosine]: There's no one here beside me

2004-08-30 [Cosine]: My friends have all gone

2004-08-30 [Cosine]: Theres no one to confiiiiide in

2004-08-30 [Furr]: There's always me to confide in..

2004-08-30 [Cosine]: Cuz you got to have friends

2004-08-30 [Cosine]: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH ~has heart attack~

2004-08-30 [Furr]: Ô_õ

2004-08-30 [Cosine]: ..............~Dead~

2004-08-30 [Furr]: *kicks Cosine*

2004-08-30 [Kt_says]: you died?!! okay, who killed you so we can collect the insurance money/sue them?!

2004-08-30 [Kt_says]: oh! *puts all black on and mourns* cian!! such a lovely person! the world will never be the same again!!! *cries*

2004-08-30 [Furr]: Cosine died of a heartattack.. So, don't mind the kicking-marks. Just wanted to see wether it was all dead, or jsut feigning the death.. *shrugs and sits down besides the corpse* What the hell. One less to feed, and food to some hungry mouths..

2004-08-31 [Kt_says]: ^_^ oh, well then i guess i could sue you for those post mordem bruises from your kicking. so...how much you worth?

2004-08-31 [Furr]: uhm.. Lemmesee... *calculates* A good 1,850,000.00 dollars.. US, they be..

2004-08-31 [Kt_says]: *files a law suit for your damage done to cian and wins 1.8 million dollars* looks like good things DO come out of bad situations after all.

2004-08-31 [Furr]: HEY! Can't you just have me instead? As a personal slave, or summat?

2004-08-31 [Cosine]: ~Alive again~ Cool I'll take that 1.8 mill. Thanks Kt ^_^

2004-08-31 [Furr]: *graps his money, then runs* HAH! You'll never get me!

2004-09-01 [Kt_says]: *trips Furv and gets the money back as he falls to the ground* see! that plan we've been working on worked, cian!!

2004-09-01 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *laughs, takes money from Kt andwalks away*

2004-09-01 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ROFL......hmmm....tough luck there furvan....oh well

2004-09-01 [Kt_says]: *chuckles, because Riva only stole half.* it feels like this just went into a huge game of tag...or something.

2004-09-01 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *chuckles, because it was more than I planned on in the first place.*

2004-09-01 [Kt_says]: *frowns, because she realizes she could have kept more* DANG IT!

2004-09-01 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *chuckles, and keeps walking. Oh, and whistles.*

2004-09-01 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ROFL...wheres my share?

2004-09-01 [Kt_says]: you gotta earn it yourself, like I did. Or you can be a butthead and steal it like I did.

2004-09-01 [Furr]: *gets up, then summons about 20 adult red dragons. Tells them one thing* KILL!!! *points to you all*

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: ~Gets out my autentic batbelt and pulls out the canister marked "Anti-20 adult red dragons who have been told one thing (KILL!!!) while the person pointed at you and a bunch of friends~ You got to love how they cater for every ocasion in these belts. Hell I didn't think I would need this more then once and this is the fifth time!

2004-09-01 [Furr]: *grumbles soundly, and sits down*

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: Ah dont worry ~Slips out a canister marked "Money stealing gas. WARNING: Only to be used on people who have kicked your corpse! If sprayed on skin may cause iritation, iritable bowles, terminal flatulance, explosive dieria and runy nose within 8 secounds. For antidote please call 1800-Imfucked and alow 3-8 years for delivery" and sprays Furvan~

2004-09-01 [Furr]: *had a CCCS on. Doesn't get sprayed upon. SO THERE!*

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: CCCS? Whats that? a

2004-09-01 [Furr]: Completely Conceable ChemSuit

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: Ah! ~Pulls out knife and slashes the suit~ opsie ~Sprays again~ Muhahahaha

2004-09-01 [Furr]: Hey! *kills you and proper. With your own knife*

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: ~Gets up and brushes off the stain~ Aww come on dont you know where I am from?

2004-09-01 [Furr]: *shakes his head* No, I don't know where you're from.

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: Limerick in Ireland ^_^ Know what its nickname is?

2004-09-01 [Furr]: nopes

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: Stab City :D And if after 19 years I am still alive I think a silly little boy isn't going to kill me with a knife

2004-09-01 [Furr]: heh.. Nice.. Stab City..

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: Actually it is only really dangerous for people who have never been there cuz locals know where not to go and when!

2004-09-01 [Furr]: Oh, okay.. Well, if I ever come over, I'll be sure to tell it to you, so you can lead me around..

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: Yes...Cuz I can be trusted :D Of course I can hee hee hee

2004-09-01 [Furr]: .. On second thought, let's not go to Limerick.. It's a silly place.. *yeah's can be heard from a couple of other people**Sorry for the blatant Monty Python ripp-off*

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: "It is a rater silly place" is the quote isn't it?

2004-09-01 [Furr]: *nods* Yeah. And the whole "Let's not go there. It's a silly place."

2004-09-01 [Cosine]: lol. dear Patsy you shant be killed for nothing. Actually sir I am still alive. oh well then you shant be mortaly wounded for nothing. Actually I think I am going to pull through, Actually I think I can go with you. No No Dear Patsy dont move!

2004-09-01 [Furr]: hehehe.. I'm cracking up everytime I see the movie.. I really like it, when it's in cartoon-mode, and the storyteller tells how the Fellowship or whatamacallit meets again.. "And there were much rejoicing"

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: lol....tis a very good movie

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: what movie is this again?

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: monty python and the holy grail

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: hmmm....me thinks i wasnt paying that close of attention to it when i watched it all those times. oh well. keep fighting you too. i call the money of the one who dies!

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: lol

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: no need to stand on the sidelines and laugh! jump in and start knocking some limbs off those people, kurus!

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: lol....not right now thanks..ill wach for a bit more

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: *shrugs* if you insist...

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: and i do...for now hehehe

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: okay, well jump in anytime you want slugger.

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ill do that *sits back and eats popcorn* want some?

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: eh, no thanks. im cutting carbs. besides, you might have poisoned them and are trying to steal MY inheritence. ((are there even carbs in popcorn? hehehe))

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: ((not the slightest)) *eats* ok..you loss

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: *chuckles, because SHE poisioned the popcorn*

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *grumps and leaves the arena* I dun wanna be like one o' them gladiators.. I'm not gonna satisfy you guys with fighting..

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: aww come o-*keels over dead*

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! dang it! FURV come back!! you dont have to fight!! *steals kurus' money and slips him the anecdote*

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *takes the money* Oh, okay.. I'll stay, then..

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *has no money and wakes up* owwwie.....head hurts....to much popcorn

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *pats Kurus on the head. Hard* Aww... Head hurts??

2004-09-02 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *grabs head* yes* says in poisoness tone*

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *grins*

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: *steals money and puts an "anti-stealing" spell on it* aww! you poor things!

2004-09-02 [Cosine]: ~Uses dispell on the money and then steal it~ Aha I have all the money ((at least I think so I have lost track of who had what, when where how who ahhhhh BOOOOOMMMM)) ~Runs away~

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *conjures himself all the money in the world, and summons a bank-clerk to put them in a safe account, in an instance.* BOO-YAH!

2004-09-02 [Cosine]: Furvan have IU ever told you how much I respect you? ~Steals your wallet while you are not looking~

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *doesn't care about the wallet. Since the money is an safe account.. And with a retinal/fingerprint/dna/voice/pincode to even get to the money..* No you haven't..

2004-09-02 [Cosine]: Well good I would hate for you to think I did ~walks away grumbleing~

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *grins aaaall the way to the bank*

2004-09-02 [Cosine]: ~Follows all the way to the bank using some complicated form of invisibility thingy!~

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *get through a scanning device, whicvh can only hold one person.*

2004-09-02 [Cosine]: ~Shrinks~

2004-09-02 [Furr]: *gets scanned. All that haven't access to the bank, gets terminated..*

2004-09-02 [Cosine]: Bugger that ~Teleports into the vault and steals loads of you money~

2004-09-02 [Kt_says]: hey, cosine...wanna share some of that with me?

2004-09-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: *is hopelessly and pointlessly confused*

2004-09-03 [Cosine]: Sure Kt you can have this half and I'll take this half. Here Mockery~Gives you a pile of money~ Now quick run away before Furvan realises what happened

2004-09-03 [Tails Of the Revolution]: OK. *walks off*

2004-09-04 [Kurus_Dreaon]: i feel left out *sniff**sits in corner*

2004-09-04 [Tails Of the Revolution]: awww *sits in corner with Kurus*

2004-09-04 [Kurus_Dreaon]: *sniff* i thought they loved me *sniff sniff*

2004-09-04 [Cosine]: lol Come on you two lets get out of here before Furvan gets back. ~Gives kurus a pile of money too~

2004-09-04 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ohhhh *hugs kurus* I luv you Kurus...

2004-09-04 [Cosine]: ~Group hug~ :P

2004-09-06 [Furr]: *gets himself some money, and ensures that each little bit spend, will end up at his account. "What's the fun of having money, if you can't spend them?"*

2004-09-07 [Kurus_Dreaon]: MONEY!!! and im lloved*hugs mockery back*....ok im happy *stuffs money into pcket and gets up perfectly happy*

2004-09-08 [Cosine]: lol So.......banana's?

2004-09-08 [~*!Bleeding Internally!*~]: r u callin me a dumbass?? huh? .....well ur right! so i'm not goin 2 deny it anymore!!

2004-09-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: oui... bananas

2004-09-09 [Kt_says]: it's always fun spelling bananas. cuz of that n-a-n-a repetition. ok wow...random

2004-09-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: it's hard to spell bananas

2004-09-09 [Kt_says]: i kinda sing when i spell it...which is why its so amusing.

2004-09-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: well, yeah, that is amusing

2004-09-09 [Kt_says]: point taken. case closed. *bangs mallet on the court stand* court adjourned.

2004-09-09 [Kurus_Dreaon]: good bout time to

2004-09-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: ya think?!

2004-09-09 [Kurus_Dreaon]: i dunno....do i?

2004-09-09 [Tails Of the Revolution]: hmmm.... well I know I don't! my mommy even said so today.

2004-09-09 [Kurus_Dreaon]: awww...you think....you think very well *huggles*

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